Hi hennnnnyyyyyyyyyy! Sorry, I’ve been watching a lot of Queer Eye lately on Netflix, and Jonathan Van Ness is literally giving me LYFE! Did that sound like something he would say? Oh God, I hope so. Anyway, your Tovascopes are here, they’re not entirely queer, but never fear, because I am here. I was trying to attempt rhyming, but as it turns out, I’m not very good at it. Nor am I at trying to introduce this post.
Maybe that’s because I’ve done it so much that I am officially wiped out from introducing your monthly Tovascopes, or maybe its because I’ve got moving-brain, it’s kind of like mommy-brain, but different cos’ its caused by the stress of packing up your life into boxes and shipping them across the country.
Thankfully as always, the AstroTwins have given me all of the insight I need to progress past my moving-brain and get me aligned celestially to embrace the thought of moving across the country to a state that is, let’s just say, NOT California. I will also just give a preliminary warning, FIVE PLANETS are literally turning RETROGRADE by the end of the month so just be prepared for that.
Let’s dive in.
Happy Freaking Birthday Cancer! It’s finally your time to live in the sun, although technically because you are a crab, you are kind of always in the sun. Speaking of the sun, it’s going to be highlighting your first house right now, meaning issues regarding your personal identity, appearance, and outward behavior are coming to the forefront and featuring them in a positive way. Which is sort of weird coincidence because Selena Gomez, patron saint of Cancer, was called ugly last month by an asshat of a designer, so maybe karma is making a cosmic comeback and slapping all your haters in the face?
Think of it as peak Cancer season where you are going to be making lasting impressions on others, meaning you need to embrace your spontaneous side in order to seize this planetary boost. Put the past behind, and focus on the present moment and you will ooze self-confidence and energy. This is going to be also a great month to pioneer something new, whether its a new business venture or relationally, opportunity will be coming left and right.
Naturally, your sign is very motherly, nurturing, and protective of those you love, but this month consider yourself for a moment. There’s nothing wrong with a little self-centeredness Cancer, especially during your birth month. The spotlight is on you and your ability to lead graciously is going to come across to others in a great way.
Hey Leo, how are you doing lately? Have you been feeling a little bit of burnout? If so, now is the perfect time to take a vacation or schedule some much needed R&R. This sort of figurative or literal vacay will give you the essential regeneration you need to prepare for your season next month.
Take some time to consider your attachments this month, be it worldly possessions, people, routines, because some of those things might be dragging you down, rather than building you up. Now is definitely not the time to push forward on any projects or long-term plans, instead, facilitate a healthy dose of temperance this month, on all fronts. Some situations in your life might be dying out and ready for you to part with them emotionally.
July might be a regular time for you to mentally clear the clutter and dispose of the trash that has clogged you the past year. The sun is moving into your first house soon, and by that time, you will have gotten rid of all of the junk that has weighed you down making you light, bright, and full of energy for your birth month.
Oh Virgo, aren’t you the go-to pal this month! You are definitely feeling social, happy, light-hearted, and dare we say, cosmopolitan. That word sounds sort of weird being written out, I feel like Carrie Bradshaw constantly humblebragging about her Manolo Blahniks and apartment that she definitely couldn’t afford writing one column a week. Regardless, you might be feeling a little Carrie Bradshaw lately.
Friendships are of the utmost importance to you right now causing you to network and put yourself out there. This will be tremendously satisfying career-wise, but also socially, giving you a lively and full agenda for the month of July. Any sort of new relationship right now is going to take on a fun and somewhat impersonal tone right now, allowing you to flit and fly through social scenes effortlessly. Allow stimulating conversations to guide you and follow your instincts in every situation and unlike Carrie Bradshaw, don’t dissect everything as you would normally, just allow it to be.
Big reputation, big reputation, you and me we got big reputations, Libra. I’m pretty sure that song was written for you during this month because all eyes will be on you and your reputation. More than any other time of the year, your focus and everyone else’s focus will be on your reputation and career. Focus on accomplishing important and lasting tasks that will elevate you and allow your greatest assets to shine. Your vision is ultra practical right now so make an effort on those tangible results, don’t fuss and fret over the things that are to come, just stay in the here and now. While that’s somewhat easier said than done for you Libra, this month the sun is on your side and will be assisting you throughout every step. You might come in contact with more people in places of authority over you right now, and recognition is going to come your way whether you ask for it or not, just remember that responsibility comes tied with it. Keep this in mind as you are at your most visible this time of the year, every ‘i’ must be dotted and every ‘t’ crossed in your work life.
What up Scorpio? Have personal affairs been occupying your mind space the past month? If so, it might be time to turn your gaze outward and focus on external affairs. Consider taking leaps of faith and dabbling in new experiences that take you beyond the here and now. The mundane of day-to-day tasks might be draining right now so you are definitely going to be needing solid moments that get you out of your headspace.
However, this doesn’t necessarily mean superficially dabbling into things, as that’s not really in your nature. Instead, consider cutting to the heart of things and get straight to the point. Schedule vacations, try adventure sports, and meditation practices that expand your mind. All of these tasks don’t have to happen immediately, but they’ll get you moving and allow you to recognize that it’s okay to take a step back from the daily grind and enjoy life. They might prove to be risky situations, but you might find a newfound sense of self-expression and independence that elevate your need for higher learning. Take a note from Sagittarius and promote things that help you feel good about yourself, but also consider things you actually need to accomplish this month and schedule accordingly, otherwise, you could feel like the month is over and your behind on a shit-ton of work.
In the Santa Clarita Diet, Drew Barrymore becomes a zombie that rids her mundane, insecure self, with a sexually charged, self-confident, exploratory woman that is bold and strong, the only downside is that she eats humans—you need to be the opposite of zombie Drew Barrymore this month Sagittarius. Naturally, you are strong, bold, and full of self-confidence, but this month, while you may be feeling that way, you need to turn inward. Consider stepping back and focussing on things that are equally important to you, like intimacy, relationships, and self-mastery.
Deeply personal things are going to be coming in focus right now, but the problem is that it conflicts with your nature. Just remember that everyone, every once in a while, needs to clear out the emotional junk that creates bad habits. Get to the bottom of those things in your life that doesn’t benefit you or develops you into the person you want to be. This is going to be an essential time for you to uncover those personal strengths and talents that have been hidden.
Summer flings are fine and dandy, but more than ever this month is illuminating a greater need within you to be committed to a partner. The idea of having someone to bounce ideas off of and mirror yourself so that you have stronger moments of self-discovery is incredibly appealing, but what you need to focus on is ‘us’ rather than ‘me.’ Afterall, Capricorn, that’s what being a partner is all about.
Even if your current situation isn’t as solid or committed as you would like, where along the way have you focused your priorities on yourself rather than the betterment of the two of you, together? It’s important to include others rather than spend time solo every once in a while, and now more than ever, personal interactions and one-on-one moments on all fronts are heightened. Lean into your ability to compromise and cooperate with those around you in natural ways because it’s going to benefit you emotionally, but will also benefit the relationship as a whole.
Health and wellness are two elements that sort of come naturally to you, but also don’t. What I mean by that, Aquarius is that your interest in things pertaining to the bettering your life intellectually is intriguing to you, however, sticking to the routine is difficult. Don’t worry, I’m with you entirely, which is probably due to my rising sign being an Aquarius.
July is going to be an essential time for you to separate the worthwhile from the worthless and improve upon your skills of organization, health, wellness, and self-improvement. And while your ego is naturally linked with the work you do and the service you give, order will come to your life when you focus on the things that make up the whole. Think holistic living. Everything is connected, and when we start hyper-focusing on one aspect of our lives, sometimes things fall out of whack, instead consider the whole. Get rid of things that don’t work, and seek areas of physical health and the relationship between your body and mind.
Pisces, it’s time to step out into the sun and embrace that “ready to perform” part of your personality that lives inside of you. Have you been inspired creatively or emotionally lately? Now more than ever is a great time to embrace spontaneity and risk. Leap out of the water and take pride in yourself and your natural abilities and talents.
Pleasure and amusement are playing an important role for you this month, and it’s best to lean way the ‘f’ into them because they are going to bring you fulfillment and self-expression. If you have longed for others to take notice and have been somewhat sensitive when they don’t pay attention, now will bring a sense of self-confidence that allows you to let go of your inhibitions and embrace the freedom in self-fulfillment.
This is also going to be a time where you are more flirtatious than usual, giving you a boost to take risks relationally and gamble with love. If you are coming across as a bit of a showman this month, embrace it, your joy will be contagious.
Family, friends, and home are going to be the areas that are instinctually taking priority this month, Aries. The spotlight is on areas that are close to your heart and allow you to take root in something bigger than yourself. If you’ve been longing for a sense of belonging and security, now more than ever, those areas will be feeding your spirit.
At the same time, this could also mean potential challenges on the home front that you need to handle in order to develop healthy and clear lines of communication between loved ones. Think of this season as the perfect time to take some time to fill your inner well, so to speak. If you have craved stability and security between loved ones and your personal life, turn inward. If issues start to arise, focus on what your role in the situation is, rather than blame everyone else. By focusing in on your role, you will be able to see the bigger situation and determine the proper course of action to change the outcome for the better. Embrace your role as a leader, but do so in a way that allows you to let go of your ego, and see the potential of a humble leader.
Taurus, for whatever reason, you have caught on to the business of the season and movement that’s all around you. Now is the time for exploration, searching, making connections and paying attention to the things around you. Whether social interactions or moments of research into topics that inspire you intellectually now will be a great time for adapting to your natural environment.
People around you are going to play more important roles in your life than usual during this summer season. If you’ve been interested in exploring your neighborhood rather than visit a different country, do so. If you’ve wanted to study a topic that has interested you in the past, the study away. July is going to a be the perfect time for you to adapt to anything that comes into grips, making you extremely resourceful and adding a new skill to your toolbox. You’re sign doesn’t tend to be adaptable, but during this season you may find that it comes more naturally than ever before—embrace it.
Security is going to be a driving force for you at the moment Gemini, and the accumulation of possessions might leave you as the epitome of maximalist style goals. Personal finances and possessions are at maximum attention level making you pour every last bit of energy into your work life.
This just means that soon you may be able to take those big ideas to the bank, which is kind of exciting. However, don’t go overboard, because you don’t want all that hard work to be lost on one extravagant expense, do you?
Know that at the root of this need is a desire to feel pampered, secure, and comfortable, and there’s nothing wrong with that, but it doesn’t come from material things. Consider the relationships that are important to you and invest in them wisely, and at the same time, treat yourself to things that you have been wanting for a while, rather than blow all your money on instant gratification.